Hide yo wives, hide yo kids! The clowns have returned from Christmas vacation. And boy, have I found some doozies... and they're all different in their own ermmm... special way.
|Want a human stomach... I mean balloon?|
|All of them do, but this one REALLY makes me think of Stephen King's IT.|
|That's a teapot and I believe he has confetti raining from his crotch.|
Sadly, I think I kind of missed them! Creepy clowns, I mean. There is a surprisingly severe shortage of creepy santas in my area. Oh well, I'll do better and keep my eyes peeled year-round.
New Year's Resolution #32: Start buying these suckers to go into future creepy clown closet. BWAHAHAHA!