Sara says: HERE LIES THE HAPS OF AUGUST

I wish Fall would hurry the hell up. I'm ready for pumpkins, and leaves, and chilly weather. However, I shall endeavor to enjoy these last dregs of summertime. Here lies the haps of August.



+New blogs I've found and enjoyed:
Here's 3 completely different awesome blogs!
1.) Shakesville - still working my way around this one, but basically a safe space and Feminism 101.
2.) The Pervocracy - kink-friendly, feminist, sex-blog. Love it to pieces!
3.) Advanced Style - a fashion blog that's getting a lot of press and espouses that personal style advances with age. Fantastic! My favorite so far is Ms. Ruth, who's 100 and lifts weights in her precious lacey gloves.

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+My favorite post this month: 
Has to be this one: FATTY, FATTY, FAT


+Movies I've watched:
- Forced a sweet friend to endure Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Here's the finer points of that... film.
- Watched some (finally) Michael Moore films: Capitalism, A Love Story and Bowling for Columbine.
- Tangled, Disney's most weirdly marketed modern animated feature ever, but very sweet.
- Freakonomics, correlation does not imply causation! Totally want to read the book now!
- In light of the West Memphis 3 finally being released, I watched Paradise Lost and Paradise Lost: Revelations. Seeing as how I'm from Arkansas, I will probably do a separate post on the whole subject. Here it is!
- Totally re-discovered He-Man. Oddly, it's great background noise for working out... I HAVE THE POWER!

Conclusion: I am a screaming liberal child! Hooray!


+Creepiest Clown:
I couldn't even come up with a title for this son of a bitch!

Yeah. He wins.

+YouTube videos that made me teehee:
The internet is for kitties. And OMG EPIC SOUNDTRACK IS EPIC!


Said sweet friend eventually forgave me for inflicting Shark Attack 3 on her and introduced me to Karmin Covers. Watch and be amazed!




+Other Required Viewing:
-Read this beguiling mystery about... okra.
-Oh, and I was totally on Regretsy! Twice! In a good way, not for hot-gluing some dumb shit to some other shit. It may quite possibly be sad that I'm so happy about this...
-Watch this here life-altering poetry slamming and spoken word art-ing.


+Notable pins:
HOLY CRICKET! By Jeff Gogue, who is apparently booked for the next forever.

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LOL.

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Crayola homicide with a blow dryer!

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I freaking LOVE mantids (and most other bugs for that matter). Here is an Orchid Mantis.

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Click on this, read it, and commit it to your little hearts. I love her for this!

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+Exciting happenings IRL:
-New ink was acquired. Hooray! Will maybe post pics and whatnot. Still healing.
-The WM3 are free... OMFG! YES!
-I got salmonella poisoning from eating papaya. How stupid is that?
-I water marbled my nails for the first time!
-I have been walking at least a mile most days of the week. Been workin it a lot this month! My Standing Knee yoga pose looks more like I got a little Captain in me though... that sounded dirty...


+Relevant Photos:

Playing around with a blue gradient liner look.

Shark Flash! Hint hint hint!

+Big Girls Don't Cry Hotness of the Month:
Just. Filthy.

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So yeah, it's been kinda slow since I'm BACK in school after a fleeting 2-week siesta between Summer and Fall. I'm ready for September! Bring it!

Hope y'all had an excellent summer! :D