Well, I've been to a couple of Barnum and Bailey shows in my life and the pinnacle of the whole thing is the extremely overpriced merchandise. And, of course, people flinging themselves through tiger jaws or whatever. But did ya ever come home with a gem like this?
And his unblinking, soul-stealing gaze isn't even the best part!
I bet you didn't know that shaved ice is, in fact, clown brains.
Hope you're having a restful, peaceful Sunday.